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By un fucking believable - 20/03/2016 02:34 - United Kingdom - Bradford
Today, my girlfriend is so clueless that when we finally had sex she didn't understand why I had to thrust inside her so many times. She actually thought men could squirt cum on demand without having to be stimulated, like taking a piss, but with cum. What happened to sex ed in this country FML