Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love and as I was reaching...

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By Lunchbox - 26/04/2016 16:21 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love and as I was reaching my climax, I push her off and she asks, "Do you feel it?" To which my only response was, "I feel it Mr. Krabs" She then laughed for 10 straight minutes afterwards FML.

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