Today, my gf of 7 years. Joined a crossfit gym. Now ex gf - FML

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By "El Sayer" - 13/02/2020 00:10 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my gf of 7 years. Joined a crossfit gym. Now ex gf

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Lyshan 10

Thursday 13 February 2020 20:16

To be fair, she lost some weight quickly!

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Lyshan 10

Thursday 13 February 2020 20:16

To be fair, she lost some weight quickly!

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