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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

BlownAway Howell, United States

Today, my friend told me that he got the best blowjob he's ever received in his life...from my sister. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Okay, I'd probably get pissed at him, not for the sex part (assuming said sex was consensual and uninfluenced) but for having the ******* nerves to TALK about it. To anyone. I'd definitely be making it clear that if he told anyone else, he won't be able to find a place to hide when I found out.

I agree your life sucks...so does your sister....oh come on it was right there, and if I didn’t say it Richardpencil will!

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PhantomCrevan 8

Okay, I'd probably get pissed at him, not for the sex part (assuming said sex was consensual and uninfluenced) but for having the ******* nerves to TALK about it. To anyone. I'd definitely be making it clear that if he told anyone else, he won't be able to find a place to hide when I found out.

I agree your life sucks...so does your sister....oh come on it was right there, and if I didn’t say it Richardpencil will!