kids are literally demon spawns
Today, my friend brought her kid over. The second she walked out of the room, her kid turned to me, rolled her eyes into the back of her head and pointed at me. Only 5 more hours until they leave. FML
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darshini_ii 24
Feed her some chocolate cake? Become a friend? Easier to handle a kid when you're on their side.
RichardPencil 32
Wait until she spins her head around and projectile vomits at you.
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Arashikage 18
Sounds like 5 hours of fun
sjattiepoo 1
Just play along and try to scare the crap out of het
darshini_ii 24
Feed her some chocolate cake? Become a friend? Easier to handle a kid when you're on their side.
RichardPencil 32
Wait until she spins her head around and projectile vomits at you.
species4872 20
Just be glad she didn't have twins.
RosesThorn17 7
Stick it out in the garden and lock the doors. Aint nobody got time for satan-spawn kids.
waleedma 18
Call a priest!!!
CaliChris 9
You can't handle sass from a kid?
the_best_ethan 10
Dare u to watch Paranormal activity 4 with the kid