Today, my father has been dead for a year, my step-family is... - FML

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By Lost Reggie - 15/03/2024 01:14 - United States - Stephens

Today, my father has been dead for a year, my step-family is still fighting over his money, my wife wants a divorce, I'm stuck in a job I hate, I don't make enough money to stay in my home of 22 years, and I'm too old, sick, and injured to start a new life. FML

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