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By christacat - 17/09/2016 14:32 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my family went to an indoor water park. I saw my dad on a poolside chair, lying on his stomach, asleep. I decided to go and slap him on the back. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Dank_Maymays 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:43

YDI. You really didn't think to check seeing as it's a public place?

One_In_Three 24

Sunday 18 September 2016 21:31

I did that once, I mistook someone for my friend and hugged them really hard from behind, they thought I was trying to kidnap them.

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BLDYRBBT 16

Sunday 18 September 2016 15:06

This couldn't have happened to me because I'm not an abusive asshole that goes around hitting people. Fhislife and you deserve whatever he did to you.

Dank_Maymays 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:43

YDI. You really didn't think to check seeing as it's a public place?

colo16_fml 10

Sunday 18 September 2016 21:14

YDI

One_In_Three 24

Sunday 18 September 2016 21:31

I did that once, I mistook someone for my friend and hugged them really hard from behind, they thought I was trying to kidnap them.

cuz803 44

Sunday 18 September 2016 23:48

YDI end of story

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