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By Not High - 28/05/2016 02:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my eyes were bright red due to my severe allergies, as I'd run out of allergy medication. People won't stop asking me if I'm high. FML.

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:17

Then surely go get some! 24 hour chemist or pharmacies are around right?!

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:17

Then surely go get some! 24 hour chemist or pharmacies are around right?!

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