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Today, my cat was yowling and meowing pathetically outside my door, I checked she had food, water, and she followed me back up to my room. She nestled down on the radiator behind my desk, then threw up all over it. The cat sick is stuck inside the radiator, and it smells just lovely. FML

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Thebozman 0

Yeah I'm OP, just to clear things up...I am English and 'sick' is a fairly acceptable synonym for vomit (the noun). My cat is NOT stuck in my radiator, it just puked in it, I'm 16, is it so unacceptable to have a family cat in the city? Oh, and yes, I was being sarcastic :P

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snafu57 1

Thousands of years ago, ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Unfortunately, cats never forgot this.

myfriend_youfail 3

No, they mean "cat sick", as in "cat puke". What Intoxicunt said. Edit: you're first. No one gives a ****.

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Comments (69)

chaos753159 4

whats the problem it smells lovely right

KASHMIR_fml 0

I don't get what the problem is if it smells good. ;-)

a_peyton 3

ow that just stinks doesn't it

randomosity11 3

That's why I stick with dogs.

ilovecamp 2

You should have tied her to the radiator and grapes her.

audreyy062 2

Then I don't see the problem

likabosssofly 2

As long as it smells lovely you're in luck.

AwesomeSkySky 1

TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

Nobinx 15

cats always yowl before puking, duh