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By anonyferret - 06/04/2016 17:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my cat died. He was the runt of his litter and died of heart failure at seven years old. We took him home from the vet after he was euthanized in a shoebox as I was walking out to bury him, the box slipped from my hands and I watched my dead cat roll out. My dog began to lick it.

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