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By Mudge - 16/04/2016 17:06 - United States - Cypress
Today, my brother had people over for a party. one of the girls got so drunk that she tried to smear mayo on top of the plastic lid of a container of deli meat because all our bread was moldy. She started crying when I had to tell her you can't eat plastic. Stuff like this happened all night. FML