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By SevSnape - 17/01/2016 03:36 - United States - Jesup

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me in his bedroom, while a family friend's family was there. We were in the middle of it when we heard someone say, "Not that door!" from nearby outside the door. His friend's son swung the door open and was shown something life scarring. FML

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