Money: Today, my boyfriend told me that I owe him gas money for "carting...

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By Annoyed Girlfriend - 19/01/2016 21:44 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend told me that I owe him gas money for "carting me around." I always have to drive to his house to see him and the only time he drives me around is when we're going to the same place.

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