Today, My boyfriend says I should forget about the girls he cheated...

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 09:32

Today, My boyfriend says I should forget about the girls he cheated on me with because they were nothing to him. He cheated on me with over 5 chicks.. FML

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Aurora25 29

Thursday 28 January 2021 3:11

why stay with him then?

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 29 January 2021 22:49

Sounds to me like you are also nothing to him, and he should thus be nothing to you. He will cheat again.

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Aurora25 29

Thursday 28 January 2021 3:11

why stay with him then?

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 29 January 2021 22:49

Sounds to me like you are also nothing to him, and he should thus be nothing to you. He will cheat again.

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