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By anonymous - 29/02/2016 03:58 - Canada
Today, my boyfriend removed his pants and climbed in bed with me wanting to get frisky. I was eating candy and apparently chewing loudly when I started coughing violently, making an unattractive face. When I finished my boyfriend informed me "well I did have a boner but not anymore" FML