Today, my boyfriend not only forgot that it was Valentine's day,... - FML

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By workworkwork - 17/02/2018 20:25

Today, my boyfriend not only forgot that it was Valentine's day, but that it was also my birthday. He reprimanded me for not reminding him as he drank the expensive bourbon I bought him. Fml.. FML

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:44

Leave him, this has red flags alllll over it!

Elizabeth Green 3

Monday 19 February 2018 18:13

bruh just leave him

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Mynxie 26

Monday 19 February 2018 14:16

And that's when you dump the prick. It is obvious he cares only for himself.

Elizabeth Green 3

Monday 19 February 2018 18:13

bruh just leave him

Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:44

Leave him, this has red flags alllll over it!

Mongo999 9

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:25

If you haven't figured it out yet, about 99% of men are morons or dirt-bags that primarily care only about themselves. So, either throw him out, or live with it. Your choice. The 1% is out there, but you have to search for them!

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