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By ddeenniis - 21/02/2016 18:40 - United States - Rochester
Today,my boyfriend cooked dinner for me. Afterwards we got intimate with each other. Everything was going great until we decide to have oral sex and while he was ejaculating the lovely dinner he cooked ended up on his stomach. FML