Love: Today, my boyfriend called me a sook for wanting to go sleep...

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By Stigmamma - 26/04/2016 05:46 - Australia - Geelong

Today, my boyfriend called me a sook for wanting to go sleep earlier when I had to get up an hour early to drive him to work. I have low blood pressure and have passed out before when I haven't slept for long enough. He knows this. FML

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EmiEvelyn 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:22

Dump him so now he has no job and no girlfriend cuz he sounds like a regular jerk

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EmiEvelyn 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:22

Dump him so now he has no job and no girlfriend cuz he sounds like a regular jerk

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