Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm moving to France.... - FML

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By JakieFlip - 24/05/2016 12:14

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm moving to France. I'm only going for six months and he said he couldn't do it. Yet he waited long distance with his ex girlfriend for over a year. He doesn't even want to try. So much for forever and always. FML.

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:58

He probably got too hurt from last time. But it's sad that he couldn't try for you.

smallandroid 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:44

Hey, he probably learned from his previous relationship that it was something that he couldn't handle. Long distance relationships can be brutal - they're not for everyone. Even if it's only for 6 months.

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:58

He probably got too hurt from last time. But it's sad that he couldn't try for you.

smallandroid 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:44

Hey, he probably learned from his previous relationship that it was something that he couldn't handle. Long distance relationships can be brutal - they're not for everyone. Even if it's only for 6 months.

Sandman0351 13

Wednesday 25 May 2016 10:39

Me and my ex had the forever and always until she cheated on me because I wouldn't tell her why I'm depressed

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