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By bookworm01032015 - 04/04/2016 01:34 - United States - Westfield
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to carry me on his back. As I jumped on to his back, he screamed out in pain saying "TOO HEAVY. OWWW MY BACK!" He then proceeded to break up with me. FML.