By imonfmlnow - 13/08/2015 16:24 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML
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imonfmlnow tells us more.

Some of your comments kind of make me cringe, but this is FML so I guess I should have expected that. It was in fact not my boyfriends first time, not even close :P it was one of my first times, actually. He is the first person I've had sex with, and he knows what he's doing WAY more than I do. Anyways, he's just a really funny guy. He's confident and cocky and a goober and i love him. The first time we had sex I told him to talk dirty to me so he said okay and started whispering things like "the kitchen sink. The floor when I don't vacuum." And we both ended up laughing so hard we were crying. He's a fantastic guy, the love of my life, and I wouldn't leave him for anything. To wrap this up, why are people saying my expectations are too high? I've never had an ******, but I've given my boyfriend more than a few. I just wanted to know if I could have one, because I haven't got anywhere near an ****** yet in any sexual situations I've had in my whole life. I wasn't having false expectations, I think it's pretty normal to want to experience an ******. Anyway, thanks for reading!

Top comments

Maybe he just wanted to know what positions, etc. you liked as opposed to saying something cliche?

Rosebudx 32

"In that case, I want you to buy me a back massager."

Comments

gilligan_isle 6

It's not unreasonable but keep in mind that some people don't ****** as easily as others so it might take you both a little while to figure out what works for you. Trust me I know that struggle, but it's well worth it.

unless you have libido problems or can't get off on vaginal stimulation alone I think it's selfious for your boyfriend not to TRY to get you to finish . seriously.

Rectov 10

"What do you want me to do" "have sex with me, idiot"

She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I ****** her four times and hit her in the face with a brick.

See idk what it is with people and their sex life. Either you or your partner is bad at it when mine and me are just fine, satisfying each other in every way possible.

Congratulations I suppose? Thanks for sharing? I thought it was a funny story and I have a good sense of humor. Not sure what else to say here buddy.

MzZombicidal 36

How is your love life relevant? Lol. Also, not everyone gets along sexually. That's why there's different kinks and toys, etc. You just have to experiment.

teddybear208 9
ouijacorn 9

That is a man who knows his own limitations (I hope he was joking for your sake, OP).