Intimacy: Today my Boss's Boss yelled at me and tore me to shreds in front... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 19:00 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today my Boss's Boss yelled at me and tore me to shreds in front of the whole office for apparently sharing information I should not have via email. When I privately asked to see this email so that I could figure out where I went wrong, he ignored me. I guess there is no email....FML

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