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By close the door fully - 14/01/2016 05:26 - United States - Prior Lake

Today, my bf and I were making out & decided, since no one was home, to have sex. Turns out his brother came home & had heard us. We didn't know he was home until after we were finished & opened the door the rest of the way to find his brother jacking off. I can't look at his brother now. FML.

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