Intimacy: Today, my bestfriend went through my phone and saw me sexting... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 18:32 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, my bestfriend went through my phone and saw me sexting my girlfriend. He then hid it while I looked for it, and when I looked at him, he told my 22 year old brother that I was sexting. He then looks at me with the biggest smile and threw my phone to my brothers hands, letting him read it. FML

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