By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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smokey23 0

that is sweet and yet sad and wow how a 5 year old knows what's up!

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katten 0

This kid seems to be a tad Oedipal, don't you think?

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Angierose_fml 0

Somebody needs a daddy

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MolesterStallone 13

And someone needs a boyfriend

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dabeatbaby 0

OEDIPUS REXXX LITTLE BOY!!! sounds like my mom who magically turned gay over the summer so my precious little bro can be her bf... my familt could qualify for modern family...

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alwayzjess 0

aww that is so cute :)

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Don't be offended; he's just a kid. It's still a sweet gesture(:

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