Intimacy: Today, my 4 yr bf is fucking our regular female 'threesome' partner,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2016 09:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 4 yr bf is fucking our regular female 'threesome' partner, while I'm sleeping on the floor. Again. They've both made it very clear they don't want me. I feel like a third wheel in my own relationship. FML.

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