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By Theo - 25/01/2021 23:39 - United Kingdom - Leeds
Today me and my girlfriend were kissing and I started groping her butt, got my fingers in the top of her crack and it was slippy as hell in there. Pulled my hand back my fingers were COATED in poo like she hadn’t made any attempt to wipe at all in at least a week. FML