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By no more searching - 06/05/2017 02:54

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex for the first time. It wasn't my first time having sex, but it was the first time a condom got lost inside me. FML.
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MrCabbagewank 10

OP here- this FML happened a while ago, but I thought I'd give it time to spare the embarrassment of my boyfriend.

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Probably be a good idea to use a plan B pill- if the condom came off inside you, there's semen in there too. Also, time to try a different size of condom because it shouldn't have come off in the first place.

Ah, I assume things worked out okay, then? I hope they did. I am also tempted to ask if it was an issue with the size of the condom, but I don't really expect answer because I think it would be inappropriate to ask.

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Probably be a good idea to use a plan B pill- if the condom came off inside you, there's semen in there too. Also, time to try a different size of condom because it shouldn't have come off in the first place.

MrCabbagewank 10

OP here- this FML happened a while ago, but I thought I'd give it time to spare the embarrassment of my boyfriend.

MrCabbagewank 10

Luckily there wasn't any problems since then. We were definitely 100x more careful the next time we did anything

Ah, I assume things worked out okay, then? I hope they did. I am also tempted to ask if it was an issue with the size of the condom, but I don't really expect answer because I think it would be inappropriate to ask.

ImminentDisaster 12

Maybe it came off because he put it on the wrong way.

ImminentDisaster 12

As in inside out