FML : Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When...

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Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML

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By Stinkycar - / Monday 5 June 2017 12:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7465379 - Sunday 4 June 2017 10:10

Please tell me it's not the same guy who pooped on your car seat a few days ago. If it is, you need to show him Uber.

By Regulate | 21

#7465377 - Sunday 4 June 2017 10:09

Did he find anything good?

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By Regulate | 21

#7465377 - Sunday 4 June 2017 10:09

Did he find anything good?

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Pixiewolfe | 45

#7465385 - Sunday 4 June 2017 10:24

With a large bag I'd say yes!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7465379 - Sunday 4 June 2017 10:10

Please tell me it's not the same guy who pooped on your car seat a few days ago. If it is, you need to show him Uber.

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C8H18 | 33

#7465441 - Monday 5 June 2017 12:41

OP here. No, that's not the same guy.

By SneakyDeath | 15

#7465678 - Monday 5 June 2017 05:37

It works well in the Sims, but then again, they do get the smelly status.

By pdelapuente92 | 11

#7465774 - Monday 5 June 2017 08:24

Americans

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GippGapp | 6

#7465806 - Monday 5 June 2017 09:33

ikr

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7465789 - Monday 5 June 2017 08:58

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

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