Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML
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Justified12 17
Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!
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alexa31g 10
Well at least your dog listened
pjsr 33
Kayak > a perfect cake
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demonfacee 14
Lol. At least he didn't shit on it, but still, that's pretty bad..
RJ4712 11
I'd eat both, shit topping or bum.
siggy_mcsigx 22
"Might'er sat on it at some point, but I reckon it'll taste alright all the same." -Hagrid
sahracrou 7
You still have perfect gift and card ;)
Justified12 17
Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!
chadermcchaf 16
Glad to see things worked out!
alexa31g 10
Well at least your dog listened
pjsr 33
Kayak > a perfect cake
schwaka 17
Your explanation definitely makes sense!! Personally I would have left the dogs at home because you can't trust them with cake lol, but I'm glad things worked out.
jthmtwin 16
Never trust a dog to watch your food!
Justified12 17
I wanted to leave them at home but my mom insisted that we bring them so we didn't have to worry about how long we could stay and celebrate her birthday at my sisters place. Next time if I buy the cake and the dogs are coming, they are riding with anyone but me.
KitchKraft 21
Did you tell her it was assCake?
_cameronkc_ 17
Wow. An OP comment. That's rare
RJ4712 11
Am I the only one who would still eat the sat-on cake?
PresidentNorth 16
#38 Dang jerkbait woo-ha-ha. Go be a negative Nelson somewhere else.
IvyRizzzzoli 25
That sucks, Hope it worked out
skittyskatbrat 19
"Really, Mom! I swear, that is just chocolate icing!"
jpeak 8
Poop jokes were funny in Primary School. I think.
DrGoldFish 5
That is definitely not how you blow out candles.
snakebite4202004 1
I'm sorry but that is funny I hope your birthday turned out great anyway
snakebite4202004 1
Her birthday
kalbrek009 20
Does your dog sit on the table/counter or did you (dumbly) set the cake on the floor/seat of your car where the dog could sit on it? I can't imagine why the dog would sit on a cake unless he/she is secretly an evil genius.
britzy_03 19
He said it was on the passenger seat
airbear18 15
Read next time!