Today, It's my 29th birthday and I can't forget the girl who... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2020 23:36

Today, It's my 29th birthday and I can't forget the girl who got away. She changed my life and made it better and she left me cause my car broke down while she was in Tennessee and married some other guy in-between my time imprisoned for no reason. FML

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kimdaa 13

Wednesday 4 November 2020 3:53

I don't want to kick you when you're down, so please re-read what you've written. Your FML mentions a few reasons why she didn't want to stay with you. It's time for you to move on and find someone who will love and appreciate you for who you are.

AloneAtPerkins 11

Thursday 19 November 2020 7:23

Imprisoned for no reason?

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kimdaa 13

Wednesday 4 November 2020 3:53

I don't want to kick you when you're down, so please re-read what you've written. Your FML mentions a few reasons why she didn't want to stay with you. It's time for you to move on and find someone who will love and appreciate you for who you are.

AloneAtPerkins 11

Thursday 19 November 2020 7:23

Imprisoned for no reason?

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