Miscellaneous: Today, it's midnight and there's a car horn going off every minute....

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By no sleep - 30/01/2016 05:44 - United States - Denton

Today, it's midnight and there's a car horn going off every minute. No one knows where the car is or who's car it is and no one is making an effort to fix the problem. I have to be up at 6 in the morning. FML

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