Miscellaneous: Today is my birthday. My dad is currently in the hospital awaiting...

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 17:42 - United States - Wayne

Today is my birthday. My dad is currently in the hospital awaiting a MRI. The best birthday present would be learning he doesn't have to have brain surgery. FML

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