Health: Today, is my birthday! Instead of enjoying my nice surprise birthday... - FML

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By BackProblems - 26/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Bronx

Today, is my birthday! Instead of enjoying my nice surprise birthday party my roommates threw me, I'm stuck in the hospital after being scared so hard, I punched someone and they punched me back, 7 times. I Now have a concussion, a broken nose, and a damaged cornea. FML.

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jbuiel123 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:43

Wait so one of your friends, or friends of friends all out attacked you for accidentally hitting them once? You need some better people in your life.

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jbuiel123 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:43

Wait so one of your friends, or friends of friends all out attacked you for accidentally hitting them once? You need some better people in your life.

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