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By bestdayever - 08/02/2016 01:47 - United States - Gibson

Today, is my birthday and my parents had been fighting for a while to make up for it the offered to go out to dinner and promised they wouldn't fight. I invited my boyfriend of one year, he didn't show up and my parents fought like toddlers the whole dinner. FML

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