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PhoenixChick

Today, it's my 35th birthday. Today I'm also going to a job interview as a housekeeper for a wealthy couple who went to the same college I did. And I'll be lucky if I get the job. 21-year-old me did not see this future coming. FML

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TheEpicKitten 20

What did you major in?

awildwhisper 30

Every job is important, keep your head up and I hope better opportunities soon come your way. (hmm that sounds like a cheap fortune cookie...)

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awildwhisper 30

Every job is important, keep your head up and I hope better opportunities soon come your way. (hmm that sounds like a cheap fortune cookie...)

TheEpicKitten 20

What did you major in?

Your major is more important than your university. A lot of people don't realize that.

alternative-facts 6

35 is young! It's not too late change your life, if you're not happy. Or maybe you just have different priorities that your potential employers.

Dress as the school mascot and you'll get it for sure!

At least you'll have a networking opportunity!

Keep looking for ways to enhance your skill set, OP. Maybe take some night classes and learn some tangible skills. It's a tough world out there.

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I didn't mean to comment a period. this app doesn't work well on my phone. I meant to say that I hope it all works out for you! best of wishes

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I didn't mean to comment a period. this app doesn't work well on my phone. I meant to say that I hope it all works out for you! best of wishes