This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 05/03/2020 00:34

Today is March 4th 2020. Girlfriend and I moved into together on February 1st 2020, after dating for 7 months. I’ve masturbated easily triple the amount of times compared to the times my girlfriend and I have had sex...FML
I agree, your life sucks 96
You deserved it 159

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That's good, you don't want to make it to boring too soon.

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That's good, you don't want to make it to boring too soon.