Health: Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place...

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:24

that's sad

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imbored104 6

Friday 19 August 2011 8:29

this made my day go from awesome to fucktastic! :)

jagrulz555 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:29

Damn!!!! I only got a nickle. (and you think im kidding.)

Shellster 10

Friday 26 August 2011 20:49

The illustration made this FML that much better

awsomegurl14 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:22

Someone needs lypo ...

NeonBubblez 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:09

It's a *she..*

DestinyRights 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:56

The illustration somehow makes me wanna get some fat rolls... 0.o

PuNkGiRl2231 13

Monday 10 October 2011 16:06

Epic win illustration! XD

Lawl97 4

Monday 7 November 2011 5:43

last nights pay?

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:58

Search a bit deeper and maybe you'll find some better money!

upmybass 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 14:34

Next time your a little short for change at the store. Just start jumping around till you get the right amount. XD

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