Health: Today, in an effort to try to become healthier, we had salads... - FML

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By fried food forever - 02/03/2017 13:53

Today, in an effort to try to become healthier, we had salads for dinner last night. This morning we all have diarrhea. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 5 March 2017 21:33

Did you wash the ingredients? Or just chop them up, throw it in a bowl and eat it? If you didn't wash it, then you should try again and wash the ingredients. You could also be having issues from the sudden change in diet, especially since you added large amounts of fiber to your system in one sitting when it sounds like you were unaccustomed to it.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 5 March 2017 21:33

Did you wash the ingredients? Or just chop them up, throw it in a bowl and eat it? If you didn't wash it, then you should try again and wash the ingredients. You could also be having issues from the sudden change in diet, especially since you added large amounts of fiber to your system in one sitting when it sounds like you were unaccustomed to it.

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