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By Bogrbon - 29/12/2019 22:26

Today if I didn’t have enough reason to be scared of him, I found out my father-in-law has a side gig a true-blue afro-Brazilian witch doctor. FML.
I agree, your life sucks 65
You deserved it 8

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He’s a nice enough guy, but this came as a major surprise when talking to my wife of a bit more than a year. He hasn’t been working much since he has some health problems, and I asked how he’s been making money. My wife said “he get’s occasional work in Brazil as a ‘curandeiro” making herbal potions and praying to heal animals, or for women to get pregnant. It’s all white magic, but it is still a shock after a year of marriage and knowing her for 6+ years. Now I know why everyone jokes that he charmed my mother-in-law with witchcraft to convince her to marry him.

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He’s a nice enough guy, but this came as a major surprise when talking to my wife of a bit more than a year. He hasn’t been working much since he has some health problems, and I asked how he’s been making money. My wife said “he get’s occasional work in Brazil as a ‘curandeiro” making herbal potions and praying to heal animals, or for women to get pregnant. It’s all white magic, but it is still a shock after a year of marriage and knowing her for 6+ years. Now I know why everyone jokes that he charmed my mother-in-law with witchcraft to convince her to marry him.