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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 22:42 - United States - Jacksonville
Today, I woke up to an ungodly, reeking shit on the bathroom floor. I knocked on my roommate's door to ask him about it. Red eyed and extremely hung over, he denied any involvement and slammed the door in my face. Explain the trail of shitty toilet paper leading to your door then. FML.