By savvy - 21/07/2016 08:44
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Why is this under 'intimacy'?
What kind of bat was it?
Louisville Slugger.
A new pet!
Check to see if you got bitten
that's not an fml, that's awesome!!
Over the next couple days, check yourself for signs of vampirism: Better night vision, burning sensation when out in the sunlight, cravings to drink a cow, sudden aversion to certain spices and the like.
Cuddle the bat.
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A new pet!
that's not an fml, that's awesome!!