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By emeraldarcher74 - 09/09/2016 16:10 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a great sleep and wonderful dream. Then, I checked the alarm clock. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML

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PineapplePizza 15

Saturday 17 September 2016 4:31

I slept until almost 9, missing an 8am class, because the power went out over night.

sohigh10 34

Sunday 11 September 2016 1:45

Twenty minutes late in total or you were already 20 minutes late to come in when you woke up? If it's only 20 minutes later than usual, it sucks but it's probably not going to tank your productivity, if you were much later than that, I understand the concern

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sohigh10 34

Sunday 11 September 2016 1:45

Twenty minutes late in total or you were already 20 minutes late to come in when you woke up? If it's only 20 minutes later than usual, it sucks but it's probably not going to tank your productivity, if you were much later than that, I understand the concern

PineapplePizza 15

Saturday 17 September 2016 4:31

I slept until almost 9, missing an 8am class, because the power went out over night.

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