Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store. on my way out I noticed an elderly...

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By Store mishap - 19/04/2016 22:31 - United States - Denver

Today, I went to the store. on my way out I noticed an elderly women struggling to carry her groceries. I walk up to try helping and she proceeded to pepper spray me and call me a pervert. FML

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