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Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML

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ms_nothing 10

My mom went to college in her 30s. She got pregnant with me her senior year in high school, and waited til she was in her 30s to go to college. I plan on proving her wrong. I've never done anything to make her say something like that.

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rein 8

prove her wrong and wait till senior year.

cudi504 4

Now the pressures on OP not to get pregnant and drop out just to prove her mom wrong...probably her moms master plan all along

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Comments (103)

Clozzie 0

Ahh everyone loves mums! Tell her: "i have you know im already pregnant actually!"

onthetoilet 3

You must be quite sluty.

V19Spartan 1

Are you going to Ohio State? If so then she is probally right

ms_nothing 10

I'm not going to Ohio State haha.

iceclimbers1 0

Probably*

Buttsexpirate 9

Now what exactly did you do to make her think that?

rosecheeks 0

great mom u got there hahaha :/

loserman67 36

Nice mother, real supportive. Pay her back and tell her that since you stick to only anal and oral sex, you will not be getting pregnant. Show her what it feels like to get crushed.

Mxpxdude189 0

she's saying you're a *****...

gigglingalways 6

Well something had to give her that impression - let's not blame the mom 100% here.

bertoelmexicano 6

You'll definitely do it til freshman year is done

jellitonoctopus 19

I feel like prancing around singing "Mother knows best" from the movie Tangled.