Love: Today, I went to my fiance's straight from work. I stopped along... - FML

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By shehuckinfatesme - 11/05/2016 21:22 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I went to my fiance's straight from work. I stopped along the way to pick up a few little things, hoping to surprise her. After I presented the gifts, I hopped in the shower. She flipped and is now calling them 'guilt gifts' after seeing texts from my ex about her new job. 3 months ago. FML

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Chiaroscuro 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:03

Sounds like she's very insecure. How long have you been spilt up from your ex for? Having said that, I've had my ex boyfriend's girlfriend flip out at me because I was with him (for all of three months) before she was. Mind you it was 12 years ago and she was 12 at the time. Go figure.....

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Chiaroscuro 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:03

Sounds like she's very insecure. How long have you been spilt up from your ex for? Having said that, I've had my ex boyfriend's girlfriend flip out at me because I was with him (for all of three months) before she was. Mind you it was 12 years ago and she was 12 at the time. Go figure.....

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