This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, I went to have a sperm count done. My wife informed me her Dr said I needed to provide the sample at the facility which was not true. The office staff blushed and a phlebotomist almost died of laughter. I went home and returned with a sample only to learn a phone call later they didn't do that test. FML