Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
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I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is
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DameGreyWulf 1
Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.
badbunny 0
ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!
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Comments (64)
stuckonarock 0
so wats so wrong?
ActionManly 11
Hey, that means he has a big member! Could've been worse, he could've asked you to sip something through a straw... ;)
benshady 0
did he stick anything else in your mouth when you got back to his place?
Moeey 0
YOU FAG or freaking awsome girl
argnog 11
wtf wrong with you
ZawWry 0
measurements are required i guess..
fckinbowdown 0
measure twice, blow once
lm_wfc 0
Today, my date had a sense of humour. FML.
iwadasn 33
Except his comment wasn't funny; it was inappropriate for a first date.
Yukos 0
His comment was inappropriate, and thus hilarious for a first date.
ParaplegicPony 0
Exactly. #22 gets it.
BeeSkwaird 0
Life is funny :)
_Noon_ 0
Yuck. That's a nasty thing to say on a first date.
Jenmaree 9
That is vile. I would have walked out on him then and there.
NathanKett 0
This FML contains a joke about a penis.
flying_vegan 0
Did you spit or swallow? The food of course, how could that possibly be misconstrude?