Work: Today, I was working at the local grocery store until 12:00 AM.... - FML

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By Malikir - 30/07/2016 00:59 - United States - Southport

Today, I was working at the local grocery store until 12:00 AM. A woman comes in at 11:50 and tries to buy 3 cases of beer. She is intoxicated and hopes on my coneyor belt and tries to sleep. I try to get her up but can't touch her to wake her. We call the cops and I leave at 1:00 AM. FML

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SirPugurt 9

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:07

#1 no he didn't

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:51

Cold icy water on the face or just slip the hand in some nice, soothing warm water.

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AberdolfLincler 7

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:36

You got some of the times wrong there, unless it took twelve hours to get her off.

SirPugurt 9

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:07

#1 no he didn't

zeusdom 15

Sunday 31 July 2016 20:29

No they didn't? You're the one who's wrong. And now you look even dumber for trying to correct someone who was already right.

Punkpoptart1119 20

Monday 1 August 2016 0:23

No they didn't get any times wrong. They were working at a store that closed at midnight. The lady slept on the conveyor belt until the cops got there which was at 1:00 am, which was when they were supposed to get off.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 1 August 2016 1:38

12 am = midnight 1 am = very early morning (1 hour after midnight)

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:51

Cold icy water on the face or just slip the hand in some nice, soothing warm water.

farmgirl98 14

Monday 1 August 2016 3:34

Why, so op has to clean pee off the conveyor belt too? Gross lol

slingo234 12

Tuesday 2 August 2016 5:25

gotta love retail u know your pain i hope you got overtime

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