Animals: Today, I was walking my dog and came across a friendly horse....

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By ThirteenThirteen - 06/04/2016 10:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was walking my dog and came across a friendly horse. I obviously stroked it until I realised that 'it' was a 'he' and he was enjoying this immensely. FML

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